Prairie home companion jokes

My favorites from today:

1. Why do women knit?
So that they have something to think about while they're talking

2. Some girls were skinny dipping. When they saw man come up to the lake they swam to the deep part where the water was up to their necks. They told him to go away. "I didn't come to see you skinny dipping, but to feed the alligator."

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